If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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