- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

brock has small hands for a small job

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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