- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Darude - Sandstorm

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Today is May 18 2016.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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