What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Help I'm being raped!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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