A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Anti Joke

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