brock has small hands for a small job

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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