- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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