what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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baby seal walks into a club

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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