What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Jimmy Saville

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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