Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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My kids are mistakes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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