- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Why did the dog eat poop?

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

I share two rooms with my mother.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Your mom is fat

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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