Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Penisland

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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