Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Hello Braydon

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Cancer

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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