- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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