Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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