- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

What's up brah brah

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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