- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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