why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Potassium? K.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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