A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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So a Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of skotch, the bartender realizes he must be dreaming. At that very moment he realises he is in a lucid dream. Since this is the case he decides to murder his wife who is in bed right next to him as an expiriment. Since its a lucid dream it doesnt matter. Next he goes down to the fridge and pulls out some old pizza. He sits down for about half an hour eating it along with a box of tuis that also magically appeared in his fridge. Then he goes outside steals the neighbours car takes it for a ride to his Sister-In-Laws house who he has always wanted to root. He goes over breaks the window with his hand. The lucid dream feels so real to him because he pains from the glass in his hand and then he goes up stairs finds his sister-in-law sleeping so he hops into bed with her. At the same moment the police arrive because they followed him from his home were they recieved complants they heard him kill his wife. Everything starts to turn into a nightmare, so scared he trys to make himself wake up. However he cannot. This is not a lucid dream. This is reality. Pizza was in his fridge because he had it for dinner the night before, Beer did not magically appear. his wife had bought it when she went gorccery shopping. He killed his wife, then stole his neighbours car and attempted to rape his Sister-in-law. So now he is going to jail. And no lawyer wants to take up the case so this man is doomed. No hope at all of ever being a free man again

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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You idiot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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