- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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