A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

roses are red, violets are blue.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

bryden is a faggot

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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