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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Knock Knock opens the door

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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