Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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