Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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speech and debate.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Help I'm being raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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