- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

why did the computer crash? it didn't

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

speech and debate.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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