It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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baby seal walks into a club

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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