- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

This is a joke. Laugh!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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