- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Doorbell salesman.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

A midget walks under a bar

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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