ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Religion.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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