Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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