a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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