Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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