- Anti Joke

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u