Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A women's opinion.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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