What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Compton

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kevin kim

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Bloody kids ...

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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BenWuzHear

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Hey Shea

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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