Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A man made a sandwich.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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