- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

A man made a sandwich.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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