- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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