A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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im watching you..

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Knock knock. Death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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