What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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