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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

why did katy fall off her bike?

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What's 1+1? 69.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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