Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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