Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Yes.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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knock knock piss off

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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