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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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