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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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