I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Needless to say,

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What's an Anti Joke?

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

r u smart..... or ur black

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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