Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

The Braves win the N.L. east

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

An Asian fails their maths exam.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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