There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

I pooped.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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