why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

A homosexual walks into a church

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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