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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Knock knock. Come in.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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