Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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If you are my friend like it!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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