- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

I'm off to my tank guys!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Faithful men.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

I need a good anti joke....

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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