What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Womens' Rights

So a baby seal walks into a club...

This is a joke setup.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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