How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Anti Joke

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