There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

try slamming a revolving door

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Patriarchy.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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