What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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