what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Oh, right

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

How much Is a free app on my market?

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Black People.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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