What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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The WNBA

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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Anti Joke

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