black people are white when i use night gogles

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Do you play piano? No

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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The Game

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Anti Joke

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