How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Ron Paul for President!

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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