- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

i dont like chris

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Women's rights.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

whats worse than school? Summer school

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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