what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Blarg, with ritalin everything tastes like cardboard, but on the bright side I can taste, lucky me I am so handsome the ones that attacked us did not want to ruin "my pretty face", so I just got a few cuts before I broke his, they never see a steel fist arriving you know... Listen, you are wrong, you gotta think less about me, and much more about yourself, you feel like you should worry more about me emotionally, but worry about your feelings more despite that because I can more or less hear your body saying "please take care of me", I mean I can more or less hear the urges and needs of women, thats why I am so good around them, I dont put them in a trance "vampire style" i just make them feel safe around me because it is safe around me, I am safe at all times because I am who I am. Listen, worry about your needs, turn of all mental alarms, I can sense (I dont know how, Richard Bandler put that into me) that you are in lack of sleep, food and sleep (I can sense it now, you havent slept well since you thought I was dead, it makes logical sense, it always does, its not magic, its the human potential unleashed) So take care of yourself, turn of your body`s needs one by one, shower, eat, drink (eat something good), and if you are at the couch, go get a pillow and lie down, this is about you, because I cant feel well if those I love and care about dont feel well okay? Please allow me to sleep easily and try getting some sleep yourself even if my guys are 15 minutes away. Let me know that you feel better.

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