- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

to get to the other side.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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