Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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