why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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