whats the best thing about polio...death

I'm off to my tank guys!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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