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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Knock knock Come in

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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